Canvas Emergency Fucks Pouch
Canvas Emergency Fucks Pouch
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Description
Equal parts pouch and punchline—this bold canvas bag from from Properly Improper is made for the unapologetic. Featuring a warning triangle and the statement “EMERGENCY FUCKS” in striking red and black lettering, it delivers attitude and utility in one. A luxe gold satin interior and durable zipper closure complete this cheeky essential, perfect for stashing makeup, pens, or whatever you’ve got left to give.
Quick Details:
- Beige canvas exterior
- Zipper closure
- Gold satin interior lining
- Red and black “EMERGENCY FUCKS” text
- Warning triangle graphic
- Spot clean only. Do not machine wash. Avoid excessive moisture.
Style Notes: A bold, irreverent statement pouch with everyday functionality—perfect for gifting, organizing, or showing off your sense of humor.
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